There is a facebook group called "You might be an OAFCer if..." It made me think that I should write a blog about it. OAFC is a kinda like nationwide youth group. (I'm going to summer training & travel team for OAFC)
I don't think I've mentioned it before, but OAFC stands for Ongoing Ambassadors For Christ. The following list is events that have happened at an OAFC weekend. They are funny if you are an OAFCer. I added descriptions so maybe you can share in the humor.
1)You loose a limb after participating in "who's your neighbor?"
.....icebreakers can get...violent sometimes
2)You miss your ride because the lady at the nursing home wouldn't let go of you hand
.....we visit nursing homes on the Saturday of the weekend...or as my sister accidentally said, 'funeral home'
3)You receive a guitar for Christmas, but have no idea how to play it
.....guitars are used whenever we sing. This is where I learned to play guitar.
4)Your best friend live in a suitcase and has no legs
.....we keep puppets in a suitcase
5)Canvassing means more to you than covering things with a tarp
.....Canvassing is a door-to-door religious survey
6)You fall asleep inside someone's home listening to a story during a canvass
.....some people we talk to like to talk...a lot...about random things...
7)You have more guitarist than people singing
.....this one doesnt happen a lot. Usually there are 2-4 guitarists in a group of 15 people
8)You only see your BF/GF twice a year
.....if you meet your SO in OAFC, they probably live in another state
9)You break up an argument by singing "Come Let Us Reason"
.....I've never actually seen an argument at an OAFC weekend
10)You sit next to someone in a van for 3 hours and don't know their name
.....the main transportation is in 15 passenger vans
11) You are known, called and appointed without your consent
.....sometimes they make you do stuff you don't want to. Like singing and mingling.
12)You song a thank you song after a meal at a local restaurant
.....Thank-you songs are to the tunes of other songs like "We Are the Champions" and "The Brady Bunch"
13)You leave song books in random places
.....We have song books...and them leave them all over the place
14)You brag about your mad puppet skills
.....I don't have mad puppet skills, but I have funny puppet stories :)
15)You know what it's like to cram into a 15 passenger van: 12 kids, 2 chaperon, 14 suitcases, 14 hanger bags, 2 coolers, 2 guitars, and a globe
.....Those vans get so full...
16)You start reciting "Hey, look at that flock of cows..." every time you drive by cows
.....This is from a puppet show that any self-respecting OAFCer would have memorized*
17)You don't think it's odd to stay with a different family of strangers every night for 10 days
.....We stay at host homes. We almost never stay at the homes of people we know. Normally, it's just Friday & Saturday night, but travel team is for 10 days. We travel across a state or two & are at a different house every night.
* Look at that flock of cows!
Herd of cows.
Sure I've heard of cows.
No, a cow herd.
What do I care what a cow heard?
Sheep come in flocks, grapes come in bunches, cows come in herds.
Oh I get it. A herd of cows.
Besides, those are people.
Look at that herd of people!
OAFC is really fun. :) We sing, do puppet shows, do dramas/plays, play guitar, and play sardines (like reverse hide-and-seek).
Au revoir. Je m'en vais.
-Amarantha